Saturday, December 29, 2007

INDIAN HELL.....

A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.


"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells -

5 comments:

Dreamzz said...

I do not laugh for Jokes against India :P

kannabiran, RAVI SHANKAR (KRS) said...

I am with dreamzz too on this!

மின்னல், இதெல்லாம் ரொம்ப பழைய காலம் இல்லீங்களா?
பழம் பெருமையும் பேச வேண்டாம்!
பழம் சிறுமையும் பேச வேண்டாமே!

மத்தபடி USA Hell, Russian Hell ரெண்டுமே ஒரே மாதிரி-ன்னு சொன்னீங்களே! அது வரைக்கும் சரி! :-)))

தி. ரா. ச.(T.R.C.) said...

I like the joke not only for laugh but atleaset will it change one Indian's attitude that is mine.
Happy New Yaer Raji

திவா said...

பச்சை பின்புலத்தில பச்சை பச்சையா எழுதறீங்களா? ஏதாவது ஒண்ணை மாத்துங்களேன்!
எப்படியானாலும் பழைய ஜோக்குதான்!

雪花 said...

福~
「朵
語‧,最一件事,就。好,你西...............................................................................................................................-...相互
來到你身邊,以你曾經希望的方式回應你,許下,只是讓它發生,放下,才是讓它實現,你的心願使你懂得不能執著的奧秘